I have a few questions I need answered. I think I must be channelling my inner three year old today.
Why do some gumballs taste like soap? Shouldn't someone be taste testing these things and thinking, "it probably wouldn't be a good thing for our customers to feel like they just took a bite out of their Lever 2000 bar. We should fix that!"
Why do some manikins have nipples but no real crotch parts? I mean, why make one end anatomically correct and not the other? Not that I would like to see plastic, flesh colored manikin genitals but I'm just saying...
Why is it impossible to put the zipper back on the teeth if you pull it all the way off? How did they get it on there in the first place?
Why is butter more and more alluring as I get older? I just don't understand how I could eat a whole stick of butter by itself, and yet, I know I could.
Why do you go to the start button on your computer to turn it off or to "end" what you are doing?
Why didn't I think of Redbox?
What questions do you want answers to?