My personal fav:
Micah Tru Clark
Michael and I were both reading books and I said, "hey do you like the name Micah?" then he said, "were you just reading over my shoulder?" Turns out both of our books had a character named Micah. Neat. I also like that it's similar to Michael but not.
Andrew Donald Clark
I like to be able to call him Andy or Drew and Donald is my dear, sweet Grandpa's name. And I'm pretty sure none of my grampa's children, grand children or great grand children bare his name.
Next in line:
Nicholas Stuart Clark
I don't like the middle name Stuart that much. I know it's Michael's dad's name but I just don't like it. Plus his sister gave her boy the middle name of Stuart a couple of years ago so the favor is paid, ya know?
I like but Michael does not:
Micah Conrad Clark
Think of it, "yo, what's up Micah Rad, dawg?!" I don't know why Randy Jackson just entered this equation but apparently my kid is gonna be on American Idol someday or something. I also like Conrad as a first name with the shortened version of Rad. I do have to admit that I barely knew a kid in high school on the soccer team named Rad Clark. Still, since I didn't know him well, I don't really care about that correlation.
So there you have it. Okay, I lied, there's one more. Michael has a relative, a great, great something or other, named Don Carlos. He wants to combine the Donald and the Don Carlos into Donald Carlos and that would look like this.
Andrew Donald Carlos Clark
Mhm. I don't think that one requires much commentary. Sigh.
Go ahead and vote and express your opinions in the comments. I once laughed in a really good friends face till tears rolled down over the name she had chosen for her kid....till I realized she was serious. I'm not saying that was okay, I'm saying I deserve whatever giant slice of karma you wanna dish after offending her that way. ;)