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my name is Kat....

and I've been a homeless drifter for a month.

My name is Kat and I'll be the first to tell you
that having mono is kinda like being pregnant,
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

My name is Kat and
my gas is suddenly LETHAL
and if you want to make me cry throw a cotton ball at my boobs.

My name is Kat and my body hair is growing like kudzu.
(Pit hair and leg hair and toe hair, OH MY!)

My name is Kat and.......WAH!!! :'( I don't wanna get fat!


My name is Kat and I'm pregnant, yippee!
(for reals, I'm truly happy about it.)

11 comments:

Eevi said...

I have missed you and your blogs. I am so happy for you about this baby business. You will be toned and skinny again. Not sure how to do a positive spin on the gas and body hair though:)

KaSs MiLeS said...

cotton ball at your boobs huh? :)
congrats. its funny that you being pregnant was part of my dream the other night. creepy? you decide.
i'm excited for you!

Sierra Prina said...

Woohoo! A post and your pregnant! Congratulations. Hopefully Ill be right behind you? Hope your feeling good. Are you guys in Hawaii now?

Cason and Marie said...

Congratulations!! So happy for you!

Ashley Koz said...

Good to see a new post from you! and Congrats on being pregnant!! its it fun all the gnarly things that happen to you :)

Sarah said...

So excited for you Kat!!! Congrats!!

Chellor said...

Congrats Kat. I think you are one of the cutest prego mamas ever!

Carmen said...
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Carmen said...

I totally just posted something and then thought it sounded pervy...so re-wording...yay for three!

Kim said...

Congratulations!

Lindsay Gunnell said...

Ugh getting fat is the worst! The good thing is that even when you're pregnant you look like a rockstar.

Ha, I hate the boob pain, but yay for bigger boobs! That's how I knew I was pregnant because I couldn't sleep on my stomach my boobs hurt so much.

I miss you and hope you get to settle down in paradise very soon!