and I've been a homeless drifter for a month.
My name is Kat and I'll be the first to tell you
that having mono is kinda like being pregnant,
My name is Kat and
my gas is suddenly LETHAL
and if you want to make me cry throw a cotton ball at my boobs.
My name is Kat and my body hair is growing like kudzu.
(Pit hair and leg hair and toe hair, OH MY!)
My name is Kat and.......WAH!!! :'( I don't wanna get fat!
My name is Kat and I'm pregnant, yippee!
(for reals, I'm truly happy about it.)