25.9.08

Sometimes...

Sometimes I love reading other peoples blogs and sometimes I want to comment on a post and just be brutal. Say something like, "that was so boring I am now dumber for having read it." (I have everyone worried don't I? The power! The power! ha ha!) No really, I know that I have been the boring blogger more than once but sometimes it is just so disappointing.

Sometimes I don't want to hold my farts in when we're watching tv on the couch. I know they stink and it grosses my husband out but seriously! I am pregnant and having bowel trouble! Don't I deserve to float an air biscuit when I darn well please?

Sometimes I am so ugly. That time usually happens when I am pregnant. I progressively get more and more fat, pale, lazy, zitty and what ever other ugliness you can imagine. Even my teeth seem to yellow more quickly! I hate myself. (Not really but you get the idea.)

Sometimes, no wait, every single, freaking night, I watch too much tv. I mean, even on Fridays and I don't know if you know this but they don't have TGIF on tv anymore. So there is absolutely no reason for me to be watching this much tv on Fridays let alone any other night. I am not asking for alternatives because I have them, I am just confessing my slothfulness.

Sometimes I talk too much, wait...that is all the time.

7 comments:

Heather B said...

Girl, you always make me laugh. No kidding about no TGIF shows (I'd forgotten all about them, that was a fun memory). Your honesty is one of my favorite things about you.

Fullmer Family said...

Kat. That was so boring. i am now dumber for having read it. Ha Ha Just Kidding! But i do feel the whole pregnancy thing, even though i highly doubt you are ugly, fat, and pale:)

KaSs said...

No TGIF? this is life altering....

Jeanette said...

I tried to make my new post as long and boring as possible, just for you! I even talked about the food pyramid, so I think I win.

Jason told me I look so pretty and glow when I'm pregnant. I was like, do you smoke crack? Because delusions like those are probably a warning signal that he's on some sort of hardcore drugs. I am nasty, zits and all! And he's running and doing push ups and getting progressively hotter as I go downhill at an alarmingly fast speed!

Camille said...

I can't stand reading blogs that go ON and ON and ON about something I try to keep my posts short and sweet but leaving out details may make the boring. Oh, well. People are still reading, right?
P.S. You are gorgeous, especially that long, beautiful hair!

Kory said...

I agree with Jeanette's husband about pregnant women getting more beautiful. Hanson is even prettier than before! And tgif hasn't been the same since boy meets world left it anyway. We don't have tv for that reason. Not tgif, but because we sit in front of it all day and night.

Jana said...

I also have the ugly problem when I am pregnant... at least my jugs get huge though!