Sometimes I love reading other peoples blogs and sometimes I want to comment on a post and just be brutal. Say something like, "that was so boring I am now dumber for having read it." (I have everyone worried don't I? The power! The power! ha ha!) No really, I know that I have been the boring blogger more than once but sometimes it is just so disappointing.
Sometimes I don't want to hold my farts in when we're watching tv on the couch. I know they stink and it grosses my husband out but seriously! I am pregnant and having bowel trouble! Don't I deserve to float an air biscuit when I darn well please?
Sometimes I am so ugly. That time usually happens when I am pregnant. I progressively get more and more fat, pale, lazy, zitty and what ever other ugliness you can imagine. Even my teeth seem to yellow more quickly! I hate myself. (Not really but you get the idea.)
Sometimes, no wait, every single, freaking night, I watch too much tv. I mean, even on Fridays and I don't know if you know this but they don't have TGIF on tv anymore. So there is absolutely no reason for me to be watching this much tv on Fridays let alone any other night. I am not asking for alternatives because I have them, I am just confessing my slothfulness.
Sometimes I talk too much, wait...that is all the time.