1. Does your husband
a) take out the trash? He used to take it out like a champ.
b) do the dishes? When we lived in Tennessee he would on occasion.
c) do the laundry? No.
d) clean the bathroom? Not once, ever.
2. Does your husband
a) tickle your arm? No.
b) rub your feet? When we were engaged and when I was super pregnant with Jack.
c) massage your back? No.
d) buy you tampons and midol? Yes.
3. Does your husband
a) pick his nose? No, he thinks it is the most disgusting thing in the world!
b) keep his hand down his pants when on the couch? Occasionally.
c) fart in your direction? No.
d) leave the toilet seat up? Yes, but not too often.
4. Does your husband
a) bring you flowers? He used to once a month.
b) take you to dinner? Fairly often.
c) watch chick flicks with you? Not unless I want to listen to snide remarks from him the whole time!
d) take you shopping gladly and willingly? Never, he is the budget hound. Everything is too expensive unless it's free. ;)